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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the
caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in
the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol
in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol
after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and
prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from
hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for
aches, pain or black eyes...
10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed
lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid
tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then
apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons
powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an
airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee
filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON'T
SWALLOW!)
12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore
to help it dry out.
13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin
as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed
dermis.
14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2
teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a
coffee filter, massage into your scalp and dry.
15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka
in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka
will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18.. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And, my personal favorite...
21. If all else fails,just turn the bottle
upside-down and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!
