Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Foxy Roxy


Ahh yes, Roxy Reynolds, or, as she is known on BGOL, Foxy Roxy. You have got to see this girl's riding skills. They are phenomenal. I once saw her ride so hard she nearly broke the dude in half.
She's got a great personality, and a bi-sexual one too. But she won't do anal. In this interview she says she doesn't like anal because it just "Ugh, it turns me off."
http://mrrigglashow.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=161565
Hey, whatever, baby. As long as you keep riding dirty then it's all good.

How to Get Free Porn!

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Lazy Latina


Victoria Allure is a lazy latina. All her fans admit she's cute but she's got no jiggle. Zero. Zilch. All she does is sit there. But they must admit she's too cute to pass up. She's got one of those sexy latina booties that guys are always dreaming about. But with you don't have to dream. You can just sit back and watch her shake it on websites like onionbooty and bangbros.
At the end of one of her videos she had this to say:
"I don't feel anything when I'm fucking on camera. I just can't get off."
Yeah right. That's just the excuse she gives her man. Many pornstars pretend not to feel anything on camera so they're man can't be jealous. I know what you're thinking: that's stupid as fuck. *shrugs shoulders* Don't worry about it and just enjoy this big booty latina, mmkay?

The uses of Vodka!


Thanks RussianSpy.org for the pic!
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the
caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in
the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol
in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol
after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and
prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from
hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for
aches, pain or black eyes...
10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed
lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid
tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then
apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons
powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an
airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee
filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON'T
SWALLOW!)
12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore
to help it dry out.
13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin
as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed
dermis.
14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2
teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a
coffee filter, massage into your scalp and dry.
15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka
in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka
will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18.. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And, my personal favorite...
21. If all else fails,just turn the bottle
upside-down and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!

There's Just Something About Her


Mmm, Katrina Kraven. There's just something about her that makes me feel happy there are short, sexy Italian broads around for the fucking. If you're not a prude who gets turned off by seeing tattoos on a woman then you'll definitely find her sexy. She's got a cute girl next door attitude but she's got a nasty side. She'll do anal, lesbian, and look like she's getting hurt but she can't help but love it. That's one helluva a broad.
Off camera she's really quiet:
"I am very modest, I don't know, it comes out only when I do my scenes."
That's what we like to here. *thumbs up*

She's As Nasty As They Cum!

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10 Gif Programs

Thanks to incognito at Dafirm.net I've been able to get my hands on a megaupload file that allows me to create gifs like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/332268850_0e82029fa1_o.gif
This:
http://gotgifs.com/albums//4u9sd5j.gif
and this:
http://gotgifs.com/albums//7101240554.gif
NOTE: those aren't my gifs. They belong to Jagi at BGOL
Check out these cool gif programs: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NEGT9FU0
Thank me now

Everybody Loves Hardcore Porn



No matter what people say, no matter what religion people follow, everybody loves hardcore porn.
Check it out, fellas. I recently found a webpage where you can download some great hardcore porn videos without paying a damn cent!
Check out this forum: http://www.mamjo.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=26&topic=61558.510

Celebrity Sex Tapes

Is there anything better than celebrity sex tapes? It's only better when they say, "oops, it was an accident. Somebody stole those sex tapes!" And we always cry bullshit. How come there are so many celebrity sex tapes. How can so many accidents happen over the internet? Are celebrities that sloppy with their sex tapes, or are they that clever in creating a false story surrounding how they "mysteriously" got on the internet?
But I digress. Here they all (thank you TEN from BGOL):

Big Brother Sweden - Sex In The Bathroom:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=NBMXLWP8
Jenna Lewis:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=04APF4YG
Paris Hilton (High Quality):
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=POYTG0CY

Abi Titmuss Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=1IBQE60U

Bam Margera (MTV's Viva la Bam) - Deleted sextape:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=FFHA6BSW

Paris Hilton Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=BJPCWVRR

Katie Price Homevideo:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...ehomevideo.wmv

Severina Vuckovic Homevideo:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...vhomevideo.wmv

Pamela & Bret Homevideo:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...amelabret.mpeg

Pamela & Tommy Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=1MX7B5Z0

Alana Dante Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=1I9AAK1W

Christina Aguilera Photoshoot:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...istina_sml.wmv

Geri Haliwell Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=PN3Z2MUO

Cameron Diaz Homevideo:
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...cdiazvideo.wmv

Heather Graham - Killing Me Softly:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=RL2R74RR
Denise Richards - Wild Things:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=YPAD7MS5

Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=6IAXNJXK
Carmen Electra - The Chosen One - Milk scene:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=MCBNW82K

Carmen Electra - The Chosen One - Sex scene:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=AUZ4QIQJ

Jaime Pressly - The Journey Absolution:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=YN0JXL5B


Lisa McCune Homevideo:
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=6JDBV5UC

Kate Richie - Australian Soap Actress.mpg 26,3Mb
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=PQ3T3WH3


Kuka julkkis tarjoaa parhaat bloukat?Pamela, Paris ja kumppanit.
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=URI69291

Colin Farrel&Nicole Narain(kuva) Sex Tape
http://www.enwhore.com/movie/1792-Co...ape_Video.html

The Gina Lee Nolin Sex Tape
http://hostave2.net/celebsvideoarchi...index.html?450

Kid Rock & Scott Stapp Sex Tape
http://rapidshare.de/files/13416163/krock.zip

Joku Big Brother
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=TRXOF92B

Severina Vuckovic Sex Tape
http://hostave2.net/celebsvideoarchi.../index450.html

Chyna The Former WWE Wrestler Sex Tape
http://rapidshare.de/files/12809956/Chyna1.zip.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/12810200/Chyna2.zip.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/12810523/Chyna3.zip.html

Elisabetta Cavallotti
http://hostave2.net/celebsvideoarchi...index.html?450

Heather Graham
http://hostave2.net/celebsvideoarchi...index.html?450

Rapper Eve
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=Z4LRCPQJ

Allison williams
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=89T2F7QM

Tom Seizemore
Tape1
Part1
http://www.uploading.com/?get=5681IZGP
Part2
http://www.uploading.com/?get=AZ3LMANU
Part3
http://www.uploading.com/?get=RA1V3XXQ
Part4
http://www.uploading.com/?get=TZQRS7SX
Part5
http://www.uploading.com/?get=W1Q1QR9Q

Tape2
Part1
http://www.uploading.com/?get=2RTW0NLA
Part2
http://www.uploading.com/?get=2I6ZNLLY

Tape3
http://www.uploading.com/?get=ZNNHZBAF

Supermodel Jordan
http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=2723


Vince Neal
http://rapidshare.de/files/9204604/VinceNealST.zip.html

Radioblog

Some days, when I get tired of quietly surfing the internet, I decide to put click into Radioblog. It's great. You can make your own playlist and freely listen to music. I love this site, we need more sites like this on the internet: http://www.radioblogclub.com/

Free Rapidshare and Megaupload account

Every loves rapidshare and megaupload. The only thing they hate about it is that you have to pay for the account. It's not merely that people are too cheap to pay for the account, it's that they actually got to pay bills to pay for something they want free. Get it?
But that's all over now. I've got the link for the free rapidshare/megaupload right here: http://www.freerapidaccount.com/free/?r=354813
Thank me later

Humanoids from the Deep


I recently had a chance to catch Humanoids from the Deep. It was on the Independent Film Channel late at night. Let me tell you, fans of B-movie horror will love this. In fact many of them already do. It's a great gem of a movie about super-horny reptile-beach mutants who want nothing more than to get some pussy. *thumbs up*
Check it out on youtube and make sure to thank the poster: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=humanoids+from+the+deep

Read the synopsis on wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanoids_from_the_Deep

Budweiser--King of Beers?



For years now Budweiser has been marketing itself as the "King of Beers". But it looks like most folks beg to differ. Budweiser is considered "dishwater" "a disgrace to all beerlovers" and "cheap, bubbly crap". Many people consider it an insult to even pretend this beer is mediocre. Man that's harsh.
But I want to make a statement right now: this beer is great. Yes, it's true, Budweiser rules. It's better than Moosehead, it's better than Heinekin, and it's better than Miller. It's cheap, it can help you get laid, and after a few bottles it can make Joan Rivers into Playboy material. So, here it is, a toast to the KING OF BEERS!

All the Way from Germany

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A Happy Little Squirter

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