Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Budweiser--King of Beers?



For years now Budweiser has been marketing itself as the "King of Beers". But it looks like most folks beg to differ. Budweiser is considered "dishwater" "a disgrace to all beerlovers" and "cheap, bubbly crap". Many people consider it an insult to even pretend this beer is mediocre. Man that's harsh.
But I want to make a statement right now: this beer is great. Yes, it's true, Budweiser rules. It's better than Moosehead, it's better than Heinekin, and it's better than Miller. It's cheap, it can help you get laid, and after a few bottles it can make Joan Rivers into Playboy material. So, here it is, a toast to the KING OF BEERS!

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